Never Trust A Barber (2014)

Never Trust A Barber (2014)

Never Trust A Barber (2014)

Written by Achilles Tenderloin

All my life,
Dead folks tellin’ me how to live.
All my life,
Dead folks tellin’ me how to live.
Martyrs and fathers and lawyers
And all kinds of other stiffs.

Hey, all you dead folks,
Go away, don’t bother me!
Wish all you dead folks
Would just go away and quit botherin’ me.
You don’t know how to live,
Don’t try and tell me how to be.

There’s winners and losers
And it’s plain to see who won.
I this world, there’s winner and losers.
I think we can all agree who won.
You’re buried in a box
And I’m up here, singin’ in the sun.

If you’re so smart,
Tell me, why are you so dead?
Yeah, if you’re so smart,
Then how come you’re so dead?
You know, I never trust a barber
Got a toupee on his head.

All my life,
Dead folks tellin’ me how to live.
All my life,
Dead folks tellin’ me how to live.
Martyrs and fathers and lawyers
And all kinds of other stiffs.

Hey, all you dead folks,
Go away, don’t bother me!
Wish all you dead folks
Would just go away and quit botherin’ me.
You don’t know how to live,
Don’t try and tell me how to be.


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